We explore the reasons why Valentine's Day can 'get in the sea', as it were

Six reasons why Valentine's Day can go to hell

No, we're not feeling the love.

Here's why...

That 8.99 Forever Friends bear you painstakingly selected from Card Factory? Yeah it's going straight to the back of the wardrobe, mate

1. THE PRESENTS ARE ABSOLUTE CRINGE

That 8.99 Forever Friends bear you painstakingly selected from Card Factory? Yeah it's going straight to the back of the wardrobe, mate
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The snivelling masses don't realise Valentine's Day originates from an ancient Roman festival where people would slap their partners with pieces of cloth drenched in goat blood (actually, kinda sounds more fun?)

2. QUESTIONABLE ORIGINS

The snivelling masses don't realise Valentine's Day originates from an ancient Roman festival where people would slap their partners with pieces of cloth drenched in goat blood (actually, kinda sounds more fun?)
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You'd be forgiven for wanting to spend that hard-earned 50 quid on something other than a wad of organisms that are only going to die in a vase in approx 1.5 days

3. ROSES ARE CHUFFING EXPENSIVE

You'd be forgiven for wanting to spend that hard-earned 50 quid on something other than a wad of organisms that are only going to die in a vase in approx 1.5 days
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How about romance your partner, not the economy?

4. IT'S A CONSUMERIST CULT

How about romance your partner, not the economy?
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